Unhinged Advice: My fiance's outfit
Good morning, crushers. Happy Thursday. It's a beautiful day in Pittsburgh. We got our very first unhinged advice submission. Here it goes. “My fiance will not stop wearing this shirt that has a porn star on it and keeps calling me insecure when I ask him to stop. What do I do?” Okay, well, first of all, I have a lot of questions. 1. is it a cool shirt? 2. Is it that you don't like the shirt because it's not cool or is it that he wears it so often that it smells bad? 3. Does he have other good shirts that could be an option? So, I'm going to tell you a couple things that I have done with my own fiance who doesn't have any porn star shirts but has, you know, other clothing that I don't like. Then I'm going to give you what I would do moving forward if I were you. So, what I have done is like thrown away things, hidden things, just bought him new things instead/tried to replace them. But if I were you, what I would do is one, I'd wash the shirt and then, I would just start wearing it. I would wear it every day. That way, he can't wear it. And then you don't have to look at it because you're wearing it. I hope that helps. Kisses!
Good morning, crushers. Happy Thursday. It's a beautiful day in Pittsburgh. We got our very first unhinged advice submission. Here it goes. “My fiance will not stop wearing this shirt that has a porn star on it and keeps calling me insecure when I ask him to stop. What do I do?” Okay, well, first of all, I have a lot of questions. 1. is it a cool shirt? 2. Is it that you don't like the shirt because it's not cool or is it that he wears it so often that it smells bad? 3. Does he have other good shirts that could be an option? So, I'm going to tell you a couple things that I have done with my own fiance who doesn't have any porn star shirts but has, you know, other clothing that I don't like. Then I'm going to give you what I would do moving forward if I were you. So, what I have done is like thrown away things, hidden things, just bought him new things instead/tried to replace them. But if I were you, what I would do is one, I'd wash the shirt and then, I would just start wearing it. I would wear it every day. That way, he can't wear it. And then you don't have to look at it because you're wearing it. I hope that helps. Kisses!
“My fiance will not stop wearing this shirt that has a porn star on it and keeps calling me insecure when I ask him to stop.
What do I do?”
PS- If this advice isn’t Unhinged enough for you, please see the alternative below:
Your fiance likes porn stars, start by doing porn. Use his mom’s name as your porn name. Build a following. Flirt with his dad. Develop a line of merch. Break up his parents. Throw the offending shirt away. Send him a link to where he can buy one of your new shirts. Move in with his dad and use your porn name to slide right into owning everything mom used to own. Have your agent reach out to his mom. Start a granny porn publisher. Remember that shirt? That porn star’s name is now his mom’s new porn name. Send him some of her work.
Now every time he thinks of that shirt, he thinks of his mom’s porn career. And he treats his next fiance much better. I hope she appreciates it. He really shouldn’t ignore your feelings.
